Director Jackie Kong cannot be satisfied. It wasn’t enough that she agreed to film this painfully unfunny script. To whet her endless appetite for whatever the opposite of comedy is, she tossed in every tasteless joke one can imagine, without a shred of nuance or responsibility.
‘Night Patrol’ is not a movie. It is punishment via a series of rapid-fire skits, introducing one or two set ups for jokes that never land, presented as a theatrical release with no shame.
I don’t need to keep pummeling this horse into a pulp, but the 'film' is truly dreadful. The most apt fate for this title would be naming a flesh-eating bacteria after it.