Episode 45 - Sept 7, 2022

Batman (1966)

Episode 45: Batman (1966)
Theme: Batmen
Hosts: Oz & Curtis

This week, Oz and Curtis don their blue-and-gray pajamas, slide down two poorly OSHA-compliant poles, and leap utility-belt-first into Batman (1966) — the only comic-book movie brave enough to ask, “What if crime-fighting required giant labeled spray cans, random porpoise sacrifices, and a complete disregard for physics?”

Join your two favorite Bat-podcasters as they unpack:

  • How Adam West’s Batman is simultaneously the world’s most ethical detective and a man who will absolutely threaten to murder henchmen over a woman he’s known for seven minutes.

  • Why every villain in Gotham agreed to team up, yet Joker and Riddler still contribute roughly the same amount as decorative houseplants.

  • How the entire plot hinges on the moral compass of Robin, a boy who considers kissing unethical but lightly suggests genetic modification as public policy.

  • Why the dehydrator machine leads to the first cinematic case of “oops, we killed every world leader… my bad.”

  • How the “some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb” sequence deserves its own Criterion release.

From shark repellents to bat ladders, from exploding sea life to submarine fistfights, Oz and Curtis break down a movie that proudly announces its stupidity…and then doubles down with a ballpoint banana.


Final Verdict
Oz — A family of ducks
Curtis — 128,000 passenger pigeons
Both — Still advocating for Cesar Romero’s mustache to get separate billing.

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