Theme: Bad Movies Based on TV Shows Hosts: Oz & Curtis
This week, Oz and Curtis tumble through a wormhole of questionable CGI, sweaty improv, and Danny McBride pelvic thrusts with a movie marriage so unhinged it could’ve been greenlit during a fever dream: The Foot Fist Way meets Kung Fury with a whole lot of Interstellar and just a pinch of A Chorus Line. The result? Land of the Lost — the only TV reboot brave enough to spend $100 million on Will Ferrell drinking dinosaur pee and a T-Rex who holds grudges.
Join your two favorite members of the Let’s Talk About Flix-verse as they unpack:
How Dr. Rick Marshall becomes the world’s first Quantum Paleontologist and the world’s last person to ever be invited back on the Today Show.
Why Holly Cantrell is a brilliant Cambridge scientist… doomed to be groped by Chaka, Danny McBride, and the camera.
How Will Stanton is just Danny McBride playing Danny McBride, but with slightly more explosives.
How Chaka communicates in a language that Holly conveniently understands because… archaeology?
Why the sleestaks look like rejected Power Rangers villains who wandered onto the wrong set.
How the T-Rex is sentient enough to take insults personally, track a lighter across time, and hold a grudge like your pettiest ex.
Why Enoch is the most obvious betrayer since Scar pushed Mufasa off a cliff — tunic and all.
From interdimensional Casio keyboards to pterodactyl egg trap puzzles, from drug-trip crab feasts to sleestak sex sheds, Oz and Curtis stomp through a film that proves you can remake a beloved TV show… but nobody can remake dignity after ingesting 26 gallons of hadrosaur urine.
Final Verdict
Oz — 4 Tachyons Curtis — 26 Gallons of Hadrosaur Urine Both — Still unsure how a pterodactyl egg sits perfectly on a stalagmite.
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