Theme: Good Movies Based on TV Shows Hosts: Oz & Curtis
This week, Oz and Curtis wrap up the month by snapping twice and diving into The Addams Family — the movie that proves America’s favorite goth family can be creepy, kooky, and still somehow the most functional household in the neighborhood.
Join your two favorite non-mustache-twirling reviewers as they explore:
Gomez & Morticia, the sexiest, smoothest, most dangerously codependent couple to ever make swordplay and pet names feel like foreplay.
Fester, the baldest amnesiac con man who accidentally becomes the real deal thanks to lightning, guilt, and Raul Julia’s pure charisma.
Wednesday, Christina Ricci’s deadpan masterpiece, staring holes through impostors, siblings, and the very concept of happiness.
The Vault, which requires slides, gondolas, catacombs, and a jaunty hat — because nothing in this house is normal-sized or ethical.
The Dance Party, featuring Cousin Itt, a snake saxophone, and the Mamushka: the only family tradition that doubles as a felony.
From the electric-chair siblings to Gomez’s emotional-support train set to the fact that the Addamses routinely commit crimes and no one can stop them, this film remains the most charming argument for letting weird families stay weird.
Final Verdict:
Oz — 7 dismembered hands Curtis — 400,000 strands of Cousin Itt hair Both — Too legit to quit.
Next week: Return Month begins with Return of the Living Dead — the only zombie movie where punks, paramedics, and a mohawked corpse all scream for BRAAAAAAINS!
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